Some more Essex girl Jokes.

[BriWrite]

What does an Essex girl say after having sex? "What team do you guys play for?"

Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range over there on the wall." She says, "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'Come to me'"
Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying,
"That doesn't smell like *** to me Trace, what do you think.