Single

[whiffy]

Who wants to go out with me ? I am good-looking beyond belief, have pots of money, a heart of gold, and a Lotus Exige.

No time-wasters please.

crete, you keep that taxi ticking over at Glasgee station because I may get no takers here.

[efc]

Sorry Whiffy!!!

[Redbel]

Yeah....sorry Whiffey..... :(

[Redbel]

efc.....no it was Thelands flag I could see.......catch u later x

Better go or Whifster will tell us off again :(

[efc]

Whiffy sorry I saw the question and was gonna reply to say i'd go out with you but seeing as it looks like you've fallen out with me already then i'm gonna disappear : )

[ummmm]

I'll go out with you Whiffey.... :-)

[namie]

i saw a shoe today lyin on the curb close to my house, it semed to have come of a rite foot, v strange, i wonder wot hapend to its oaner, hope they r ok. neway, just wanted to let evry1 no abt it incase the oaner is here, it was brown, bit scruffy with a small hole near the heel. sound familar?

[Jugglering]

Hehe - Mr Whiff(e)y Eless, it's ok, I'll take on the challenge !
OK, I'm into the Lotus Exige (after all, I do have a Fiat Trofeo, in pale metallic green), what a match eh ? Do you think they would get on well together ?

Chillies at dawn eh ? Who on earth is this Dawn anyway ? Have we met her yet ?

I just love the thought of your heart of gold but I must tell you that I don't really care for the pot of money (I've got plenty of that sort of stuff here already)....

[caz247]

i will show you round glasgow no problem you can drop by my birthday party tomorrow night
you never know you might meet the woman of your dreams
lol


caz

[Blyss]

Ill meet ya .,.you can take me to lunch , Im a cheap as hell date ...{being scottish} ...fritter roll with curry sauce , can of irn bru .

[Champagne]

Not really, no. I know for a fact that you eat lots of curries and chillies so I reckon you have really smell wind!!

[crete]

looks like jugglering. has won whiffEys heart,.keep us posted on the date, beware of chaffing in those cycling shorts though.

[joko]

whiffey - I feel like we are already a couple - i mean i spend all my time with you anyway as I watch you from my bedroom window, with my telescope.
and when you are not in, i watch the footage of the cameras i have installed in your house - just for your safety, so i can check your ok of course, nothing weird like, so i am with you all the time really.
the pizzas and taxis i send to you door is just so that i can get a better view of your dreamy face when the curtains are drawn. it also makes for clearer photos to add to my shrine.
and intercepting your mail just makes me feel closer to you.
i look after you, my BB gun keeps unwanted visitors from disturbing you...they don't come-a-calling again thats for sure

so you see you are not single at all, i am with you with every breath you take, i'll be watching you...our song of course.

[crete]

well i for one joko are delighted your taking care of a fellow aber.