Another fine mess !

[Thunderbird+]

Two itinerant workers was recuited to do some garden chore's, they turned up at the house and the owner took them to the back yard via a side gate and said, what i want you to do is paint that summer house and do it quick in case it rains.
Each guy was given a can of yacht varnish and a brush and left to get on with the job.
One guy was short,fat and balding and the other guy was young, tall and slim.
The short guy says to the tall guy, Okay we can get this done fast if i do all the low down stuff and go in one direction and you go round the other way doing all the high up stuff. to which the tall guy agrees.
All was going pretty well until they both met around the back and the tall guy clumsily splodges his brush on the top of the short guys head.
Wiping away the worst of the varnish, the short guy yells, Now look what you've done ! i cant trust you to do anything, now go and sit in the van and ill deal with you later, well go on get out of my sight !
The tall guy skulk's off and not long after the owner comes out with some tea and biscuits and says, hey thats looking great but wheres your buddy gone ?
The short guy looks up and says, i dont know where he go, it's like he just varnish into thin hair.

[toonmilo]

That is Horrendous!!

But i like it! ;-)

[Bellringer]

Groan!!

[keithlbw]

Don't give up the day job.