anyone want a date?

[branchinghen]

Must be female, between 18-24 and dress size must not be double fugures, stephen xxx PS no gingers

[scotchollie]

My granny was born between '18 and '24, is a svetle size six, female and white haired.

She seems to fit all the criteria, branchinghen, so presumably, with all eyes on you, this is a confirmed date?

I mean, she ticks all boxes, so you can't really say 'no' can you?

She's eager, and most interested, but might need much stimulation.

When can she expect you?

[jules1968]

How many answers DID you expect????? come on......... lol You stated no-one above a size 12, any age so long as its within a 6 year period and NO gingers!!! Good luck anyway! :-)

[redhead23]

i would date you if u didnt sound so desperate u can eat my pubes

[~max~]

Thought you didn't have any, Red? lol

[funkymoped]

UMMMM !!!!!!

HELP ME !!

im gonna change my user name ! LOL
:-)

[sleepyj]

red you always lower the tone of every post ffs . lol got a man yet ? xx

[jules1968]

funky, you can run but you cant hide LOL

[funkymoped]

Jules, i can hide !!!!
please let me hide !!! LOL
:-)

[jules1968]

ok then funky, im a big girl, you can hide up my skirt but only for now, you'll have to be gone by the morning! :-)

[ummmm]

Funky tripod......I slipped that one in as a liitle clue....!!!

[jules1968]

ummmm, this guy admitted he was desperate so i dont think thats gonna change his mind now lol

[ummmm]

Ok.....I will rephrase his question for him...!!!

Anyone.....

Regardless of age, dress size or sexual orientation.......want to have sex with me please?

Pretty please?

[sleepyj]

will i do im age 89 size 6 i dont have ginger hair i use to but it all fell out im bald now . i dont have any teeth do i sound like your dream woman lol

[joko]

no need to worry about dress size - if she's too big, just let a bit of air out...

[freak_unique]

HAHA this made me laugh!is he for real lol!

[branchinghen]

ok ANYONE at all contact me, i take it back you dont have to meet that criteria, just someone for me to take out on a date, and i do mean anyone...........................funky moped you are the running fav.

[funkymoped]

sorry bran, im just running !!!!!!

chase me !
:-)

[ummmm]

Don't be shy Funky......get in there !!!!!

[jules1968]

Funky, i think you need a faster moped if you're gonna get away from this one ;-)

[happyred]

and what's wrong with gingers anyway???