Jodie Marsh - Taking her up the aisle.....

[Miss Inquiry]

Do you know anyone who would actually seriously audition to become her groom?

[andy-hughes]

Any attention-seeking immature male who thinks that being a 'celebrity' is a great way to spend his time - should be several hundred thousand queuing up as I speak!

[ELVIS68]

All dogs need a groom at somepoint in their life

[-Zorro-]

...take ger up the ....

[missrandom]

is she holding audutions then? sorry bit slow on the uptake, but i havent heard about this.

[mistys]

I read today that at one of her 'auditions' only two people turned up and they looked a bit lost.

[spaced]

such a show of desperation to be accepted. I would shag it let alone married it for all the tea in china.

She is rotten. Go knows what you'd catch off her.

[spaced]

sorry....that was supposed to say I WOULDNT shag it for the all the tea in china

[teash]

I`ve never heard it being called that before 'taking her up the aisle' i`ll try that one on mrs teash :)

[cyanide]

Ha-ha teash that made me laugh!

[nuoyg]

I think you'd only go for it if you wanted to be famous (and was perhaps a little bit mental). I'll bet the 'lucky' grooms mum will be proud!

[diamondrocks]

only 2 people turned up and one was sloshed...

[jonnym]

how pathetic and desprate can one be?!?

[Memore]

I know someone who is making a documentary about her like we care! need to find out if this is part of it - what a ridiculous idea some sad idiot who wants fame as said before would and if not I expect the production company will offer money to make a show out of it to some agency people

[soozmac]

and the "taking her up the aisle" isn't even an original gag - it's stolen from American Pie The Wedding. Stupid, ugly, platypus-beaked, perma-tanned, massively-boobed cretin!

[Miss Inquiry]

Couldn't agree more - with a sprinkling of pity!!

[EmEd1984]

i heard today that 2 people turned up to auditions - you just wouldn't set yourself up for that kind of public humiliation would you?? oh, sorry, this is the woman who regularly wears belts across her cherries as a top? retract that last sentence.

[Shoe_Lover]

Making a mockery of marriage if you ask me. She's a joke, silly girl.

I seem to have alot of opinions today!