Ringtone for my soon-to-be ex-wife..

[jamesy boy]

Suggestions, please, for a suitable ringtone for my soon-to-be ex-wife. Currently swapping between 'Tales Of The Unexpected' and 'Your Missus Is A Nutter' by GLC.

[caz247]

Love to hate you - Erasure

[jamesy boy]

Not bad, not bad. Still, not sure having Erasure as a ringtone sends out the right message...

[Suzyboo]

Orson - Already Over:-

Cue the music,
Curtain falls,
The lights all fade to gray.
Don't think there'll be an encore
For our secret Passion Play.

It's time to play the final card
In a game I now despise.
To me it seems so obvious-
To you it's such a big surprise.

It's already over-
If I stayed here, I'd only make you cry.
It's already over-
We can't move forward,
So let's move on...
Bye-bye.

They say parting is such sweet sorrow,
But I'm still looking for the sweet.
I feel just like a baby-
These tears don't miss a beat.

And I'd rather be anyone but Here
And anyplace else but Me.
I'll just climb inside my head awhile-
My demons have a date with me.

It's already over-
if I stayed here, I'd only make you cry.
It's already over-
We can't move forward,
So let's move on...
Bye-bye.

So go ahead, and hate me now
For breaking-up on the phone.
But I know that I'd crack if i saw your face-
I deserve to be alone.

And I hate that i still love you, girl-
And I only wish you well.
But i'll never be man enough for you,
And you're a psycho bitch from Hell.

It's already over-
If I stayed here, I'd only make you cry.
It's already over-
We can't move forward,
So let's move on...
Bye-bye.

So long.
Farewell.
Bye-bye.

[jamesy boy]

blimey, that's a sad sounding song.

[caz247]

I have never heard it to be honest
god do i sound old lol

[Blackfoot]

Pride & Glory - Hate Your Guts

I got the call Monday mornin
Sometime around 9 a.m.
I felt down and out, left for dead,
Lost without a friend
Now how you live with yourself
Well child, I just dont know
But as far as Im concerned I think ya
Really suck, youre rotten and you really blow
I hate your guts
I wish that you was dead
I hate your guts
Youre damn right thats what I said
I hate your guts
And I wish that you was dead
Id dig the holy myself
But Id rather run ya over with my truck instead
Your first name should be ass
Your last name should be wipe
Believe me when I say this
Cus Ive been s**t on more than twice
Well its funny how it works
It just seems to never end
Just when ya think ya had enough
Theyll bend ya over and f**k ya once again !
I hate your guts
I wish that you was dead
I hate your guts
Youre damn right thats what I said
I hate your guts
And I wish that you was dead
Id dig the hole myself
But Id rather run ya over with my truck instead
Whats mine is mine
Whats yours is mine
And thats the way its gonna be
If ya got a problem with that ya little b*****d
Dont ya come around to me
Now Ive been doin this now
For quite a many day
Ill rip off your nuts and
Shove them down your throat and
Head off on my merry way
Money-hungry and greedy
Child youre just downright wrong
Ya ****** me off so many times
I just had to write this song
Everyones got their problems
And I know you sure got yours
But you make livin child
Seem like a backbreakin chore
I hate your guts
I wish that you was dead
I hate your guts
Youre damn right thats what I said
I hate your guts
And I wish that

[pollyspeed]

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. by Dolly Parton I think

[THECORBYLOON]

Monster by The Automatic, as in "What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?"

[davyjo1]

she ****** hates me puddle of mud.

[hau kola]

Freebird-Lynard Skynard i think.

[moonshadow]

Engelbert Humperdinck, Please Release me,let me go, for I don't love you anymore, etc.

[yinyang]

Evil Woman - Electric Light Orchestra

Hate Everything about You - Ugly Kid Joe

[ermintrude35]

Ever Fallen In Love with someone you shouldn't have - The Buzzc0cks

I'm not in love- 10cc

You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

bloodhound gang - i hope you die

Another one Bites the Dust - Queen

love will tear us apart-joy division

Beat it-Michael Jackson


...have saved the best till last for you jamesy boy.....

Puddle of Mud - She F***ing Hates Me

[ermintrude35]

...caught out there - kelis ( you know the one..." I hate you so much right now")

[bensmum]

Thanks - I have been trying to remember who did "Monster" for days now!
hau kola -"Freebird" is a brilliant song!

You could try the Imperial March from Star Wars - my son had his boss on that ringtone!
Just for laughs try "Nelly the Elephant"!

[~Wingnut~]

The B*tch Song - Bowling for Soup :o)

[Therema]

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
50 ways to leave your lover - Paul Simon
Que Sera Sera - Doris Day

[beryllium]

The Wicked Witch of The West theme tune?

[Panic Button]

Walker Brothers, No Regrets. (Brilliant song!)

[Panic Button]

Or how about that great song by Meredith Brooks:



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