it's against my principles to post things like this, but here goes.

[logic]

> THE SILENT TREATMENT
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
> giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
> that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
> for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first
> to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
> "Please wake m e at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
> find it.
>
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
> why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
> by the bed.
> The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>
> God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
> draft before the masterpiece.

[4getmenot]

Classic

[funnygirl]

I have heard this one before.

Good though.

[banjobabe]

LOL

brilliant

Happy daze

Bb xx

[weeal]

brill, lovin it

[logic]

funnygirl it's only a joke, nothing true about it.

[funnygirl]

I'm not saying it ain't!!

[christine847]

LOL @ logic

[SKA]

lol makes me laugh every time!!