size of member

[SpamBammer]

sorry about the rudness, but my member is 11 odd inches when er ect, and my girl friend find it really scary and it hurt, any ideas as to what i can do ??

[snagged]

find another boyfriend...

[~max~]

Yes, and you'd have to remove your dentures first too!

[snagged]

or get a flip-top head!

[~max~]

Advertise for those Virgin balloon flights?

[mischief121]

Get shot of him and find a man

[sara3]

like SpamBammer? we'd have to have a reinforced bed!

[snagged]

... or two...

[~max~]

You know Sara, with your boobs and his willie, your bellies would never have to touch again!!!!

[sara3]

again? again???!!

[ChuckFickens]

awwww, there's no need for your girlfriend to be scared... just make sure your carrying a puncture repair kit and sure she will be just fine!!

[snagged]

One hell of a combo... the ultimate tit wnak!

[mischief121]

does it come out the other end?

[~max~]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "distance relationship"....

[sara3]

just for the record, mine are fake.

sorry :o(

[snagged]

No worries... so is spambammer's ;o)

[~max~]

I bet his is too.

[sara3]

yeah, I thought as much. life is full of disappointments!

[~max~]

Great minds...

[snagged]

... both covered in tin foil lol...