Men and porn!

[CAJ1]

My boyfriend looks at porn, fact of life most men do it and thats ok with me as long as I don't really see it/know about it! Anyway, I was on his laptop and was a bit shocked at the rudeness of some of the subjects he had typed in to google and how many there were. I talked to him about it and he said would I prefer he looked at porn or went out and tried to cheat on me? I took that as meaning if he wasn't looking at porn he would be out looking for it instead to which he said I had twisted what he was saying. What do you make of it? Did I twist what he said? Would men really do that if there was no porn? And how much is too much??

[Doc.Spock.1]

Lady Jane as in D H Lawrence.


Sorry JJ, beer shortly.

[Doc.Spock.1]

"clowns' pocket "

[Doc.Spock.1]

And I thought the Motoring section was interesting.

[CAJ1]

You got his right but still not mine! You'll never get it.

[joggerjayne]

CAJ1, doesn't sound like I can tell you very much. Sounds like you're pretty well sorted.

As for me ... I've been "without" for the past few months.

=0(

Tell you what though ... the next guy I get into bed is going to need body armour !!!

[carrust]

Wizard's sleeve?

[Doc.Spock.1]

Woman in bed says to bloke, "I hope you have taken the necessary precautions. "



"I'll say" he said.


" I have tied my feet to the bed post"

[CAJ1]

I'm sure it'll be the best night of his life JJ whoever the lucky man might be!

No Carrust!

[Doc.Spock.1]

Give us a clue, 1 word or 2, how many syllables.


What does it rhyme with.

[joggerjayne]

Further guesses ...

Lulu

Peeper

Grimsby

Honey pot

Front bottom

Janet

Squeeze box

[Doc.Spock.1]

furry cup ??

[joggerjayne]

"wizard's sleeve" is revolting, carrust.

I think any guy who nicknamed his girlfriend's bits "th wizard's sleeve" should expect not to see it very often.

Mind you ... if the description was accurate, then he probably wouldn't want to !!!

[CAJ1]

I'm learning a few new words here! Front bum would be one word we use but not the main one!

1 syllable
If I tell you what it rhymes with it'll be too easy! Anyway, I think it's only us that use this word!

[joggerjayne]

slippy hole

little kitty

beev

the little hot slot

Tinkerbell

[joggerjayne]

Overlapped posts. So, one syllable ...

Dave ?

[carrust]

er, slug & lettuce... (post coital state of both organs)?

[CAJ1]

Dave?! no!

[CAJ1]

No carrust! That would be disgusting! Actually I suppose if you have a "the" in front that makes 2! Sorry!

[carrust]

Rusty brillo pad if you're ginger?