Woman goes into a pet shop

lesblue | 14:51 Mon 15th Dec 2008 | Jokes

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to buy a parrot. The shop has two parrots for sale, one costs �500 and the other only �50.
"Why is that one so cheap?" asks the woman. "Because it used to live in a brothel, and its language is a bit risque" replied the shopkeeper.
The woman buys the cheaper one and takes it home.
When she gets home, the parrot says:"**** me, a new ****ing brothel." The woman laughs.
When her two daughters come home from work, the parrot says:"**** me, new ****ing prossies." The woman and daughters laugh.
When her husband comes home from work, the parrot says: "**** me, Keith, I haven't seen you for a while".

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