What are the advantages to being single?

[NoMercy]

Non-single people can still answer this question ;-)

[legendis.god]

ehm doing what , you want hwere you want when youn want with whom you want

or

just not bothering


because you can




oh

and being able to fart in bed without complaints

to fall asleep when you want

get p�ssed if ypu want


and just be yourself




� DID THAT HELP ?

[MWB]

Everything.

[NoMercy]

Farting in bed, Leg?

You sound like such a catch...........

MWB - I see your point but could you be more specific?

[legendis.god]

hey honesty is my biggest bad point


lol

[China Doll]

It'd be easier for me to think of the disadvantages to it to be honest. I quite like being single... I mean right now, I'm pretty much wallowing in my own filth (not done dishes since thursday, not folded the laundry, not put shoes in closet and definitely not made bed properly) and there is absolutely no one here to have a moan about living in a pigsty.... I may even watch a movie before I clean up properly!

(Although to be fair, I am at least doing more laundry as I type...Well the washing machine is anyway).

After I've cleaned up (maybe) I need to pop my head in at a house warming but don't have to worry about dragging some other poor blighter to it or be concerned that I'm going to have to set aside some time to spend with another to show how committed shudder I am.

I intend to leave the house warming and be back by 9pm and then I shall happily eat the rogan and mushroom rice I'm planning on having for tea while watching a movie and if I need to fart as a result I will not have to leave the room or even say 'pardon.'

(During bouts of laziness I may also pop to the department store to get my eyebrows threaded and not have to worry that I'll be all red for an hour or two and that my beauty secrets will be revealed to a rather disturbed male who will stare blankly and shake his head when threading is explained to him).

It's good to be me! :c)

[MWB]

The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.

[MWB]

And you can do what you want, how you want to do it, when you want to do it, who you want to do it with, how long you want to do it, etc, etc, etc.

[NoMercy]

Nice one MWB.

Know what you mean China!

Leg - it is poss to be TOO honest, as you so often are on this site!!!!! LOL

[WhiteBear]

MWB and they last longer too ;-)

[tamborine]

Great - go anywhere; do anything skinny dipping - oooooh midnight feasts & sleep all day.

[MWB]

Oh no, NoMercy. Do NOT underestimate the joy of farting in bed & not have some prig complain.

[MWB]

Simply not having to answer to anyone.

[simoneparks]

Sorry im not an authority on this matter and am only new to this forum but it was a tempting question!!

Being single can be very hard sometimes, but i think it is better than being in a bad relationship!

[MWB]

How is it hard simonparks?

[NoMercy]

Not arguing about whether to have Indian or Pizza!

Only having to live with your own mess.

Actually, mess is a bit like a fart - you can stand your own, but you can't tolerate anyone elses!

[MWB]

Or is that why it's hard being single - cause it's hard?! A lot.

[hippyhoppy]

you get to watch what you like on telly..
you don't have to cook tea..
you don't have to wash smelly/sticky clothes..
you can flirt outrageously without worrying..
you can foist the kids off on their dad overnight and have a night out in town with your mates.. (as I am doing tonight!!)

I could go on... ;-)

[China Doll]

Based on my performance of the last five minutes, you can also jump about singing 'grounds for divorce' at the top of you lungs... Not sure the neighbours appreciated that one though!

[NoMercy]

Very good points hippy hoppy!

Simone - welcome to the loony bin!

[NoMercy]

I love "I will survive"

That's the only one I can think of at the mo! Haven't had me weetabix yet.....!