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my spitting neighbour --update-----
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Let my little dog out in my garden, just before 8 am.There is my neighbour standing on his doorstep in his vest, trackie bottoms and bare feet.So before he could start having a good cough I asked him if I could come round for a word.
He said yes so in I went. He asked what I wanted and I said 2 things really, one that you stopspitting in my garden and second that I had come round to give him a good punch.
At this point a female voice called out from inside to ask what was going on and what Charlie had done.
Out came this female and asked what the problem was.,told her that every morning Charlie has been spitting in my garden and that I had had enough .
She rounded on Charlie , told him to get inside , put his shirt on and to come back out and apologise.
He did this like a naughty child and I accepted his apology.
She explained that for the last 2 weeks she had been in Liverpool, looking after her Mother who is poorly and until last night she hadn't even seen the property Charlie has rented. She assured me that any problems of any kind with Charlie in the future to tell her and she will sort it.
So that was that , until about 3pm , there is Rosemary ,the female, on my doorstep, with 2 vanlla slices, would i like one? Said yes please I'll put the kettle on, and we had a good old chat. She told me all about Charlie , saying that he was really a nice guy , but he doesn't think about other people and that he is a bit of a lazy pig , but she loves him, although he embarrasses her terribly..
And the best bit of all she has found a place in Liverpool and they will be moving on very soon.
So am glad I didn't punch him after getting myself worked up.But glad I said something , I quite like Rosemary , very direct and a force to be reckoned wiyh . So hard luck Charlie.
He said yes so in I went. He asked what I wanted and I said 2 things really, one that you stopspitting in my garden and second that I had come round to give him a good punch.
At this point a female voice called out from inside to ask what was going on and what Charlie had done.
Out came this female and asked what the problem was.,told her that every morning Charlie has been spitting in my garden and that I had had enough .
She rounded on Charlie , told him to get inside , put his shirt on and to come back out and apologise.
He did this like a naughty child and I accepted his apology.
She explained that for the last 2 weeks she had been in Liverpool, looking after her Mother who is poorly and until last night she hadn't even seen the property Charlie has rented. She assured me that any problems of any kind with Charlie in the future to tell her and she will sort it.
So that was that , until about 3pm , there is Rosemary ,the female, on my doorstep, with 2 vanlla slices, would i like one? Said yes please I'll put the kettle on, and we had a good old chat. She told me all about Charlie , saying that he was really a nice guy , but he doesn't think about other people and that he is a bit of a lazy pig , but she loves him, although he embarrasses her terribly..
And the best bit of all she has found a place in Liverpool and they will be moving on very soon.
So am glad I didn't punch him after getting myself worked up.But glad I said something , I quite like Rosemary , very direct and a force to be reckoned wiyh . So hard luck Charlie.
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