How to become pregnated?

[honeypot123]

Im eighteen years of age, reguarly having unprotected sex with my fiance and im no form of contreception whatsoever! i would like to know the reasons as to why i can't get pregnant and anything which may help boost fertility levels?

[ummmm]

Having sex at the wrong time of the month?

How many days is your cycle?

[swanko]

i do believe a turkey baster may help.

seeing as you cant spell do you seriously know what sex you fiancée is? you need a man to aid you

[ummmm]

Swanko....you have a problem with spelling also. Especially with 'too and to' 'there and their'

[honeypot123]

im having sex all through the month and my cycle is 28 days approx.

[ummmm]

Oh and you should start a sentence with a capital letter...doh

[ummmm]

Robnot...????

[ummmm]

So you think Swanko is honeypot?

[trt]

So will you be claiming benefits like the rest to get a house etc, when you have the baby?

[daffy654]

honeypot has spelt fiance correctly as her partner is male,the feminine would be fiancee with two 'e's'.

[jackthehat]

Make sure, that, at the critical moment, he's in the 'right' place.............

http://www.theanswerb...g/Question820301.html

[jno]

good point, jackthehat - if she's at home and he's gone down to the pub...

[Seafarer1966]

Make sure you've sorted your benefits first before the birth and remember that you can have as many kids as you like because the taxpayer will feed and clothe them. For that genuine Dewsbury council estate look I'd go for the fake Tommy Hilfiger jumper covered in dog hairs and fag ash. To be really de rigeur you can top up the style with plastic flip flops, dirty pink leggings and a backside that makes you look like a pair of twins with one head from behind.

[Seafarer1966]

After re-reading your post are you sure that your boyfriend isn't sticking his love truncheon in the peanut butter pot instead of the honey pot?

[Sqad]

Are you having vaginal intercourse?

[4getmenot]

You are infertile

[Sqad]

vibra.....snap.


Many years ago a woman came the clinic complaining that they had been married 3yrs and failed to conceive. On examination it was noticed that she had scabbing around the navel and when questioned about this, she said "But that is where he sticks it in"