The end is nigh

[bobjugs12]

Ladies, Gents, Others,
I have an announcement.

I think my short stay upon this mortal coil is nearly at an end. I have contracted the most deadly of diseases, and I can watch my life clock ticking ever faster to zero.
To my AB mates I leave you a few things.
To vibes, I leave my mobile phone - it's got plenty of numbers of easy girls on it
To sqad, I leave my soapbox - I hope you have as much fun ranting from atop it as I had
To bobbisox, I leave my children's upbringing - I know they would be brought up with the good values that I try to instill in them
To JoggerJayne, I leave my running kit - hopefully you'll make more use of it than I did (all the gear, no idea)
To ummm, I leave my uniform - Use it on your next victim if you want
To the rest I leave you my best wishes and goodbyes.
and to my favourite.....
Mcfluff, I can't give you anything because you've already stolen my heart

The illness that will claim me is the deadly Man Flu

At the going down of the sun, you will remember me
RIP Bobjugs12
Mcfluff, I give

[mccfluff]

i want more than your friggin heart, selfish barsteward..... where's the money?? (and cake)

[bobjugs12]

I can offer you £300 cash, a nearly maxed credit card, and a shiny car then

[mccfluff]

deal

[zzxxee]

can i have a slice of tht cake mcfluff ???

[bobjugs12]

Ok, but you need to get here to sign the paperwork before I actually die, it's not far off no...........................................
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.......................cough
cough, urgh




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[mccfluff]

its ok i'll hide your body in the fridge and forge the paperwork

[zzxxee]

what kind of cake is it first???

[pericat]

I have an adrenalin shot - will I use it ?

[bobjugs12]

I haven't got any friggin cake. This isn't about cake, this is about the good people of AB fussing over me, and making me cups of tea, hot toddies, getting me a quilt, buying me ice-cream etc

[mccfluff]

don;t knwo zzxxee bobs needs to tell us

what cake is it plse?

[bobjugs12]

THERE IS NO CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

[pericat]

If I am to plunge my last adrenalin shot into bobs heart I want cake !

[bobjugs12]

I don't want adrenelin shots, I've already ticked DNR on the forms. Let me go the way nature has intended

[pericat]

That's ok then - you know what they say bob - you won't have passed you'll only be in the next room - we 'll speak loud enough for you to hear us !

[zzxxee]

no cake !!!!! sod it im off !!!

[bobjugs12]

Thanks peri. So are you gonna stop talking about cake then?

[mccfluff]

cherry cake with custard

mmmmmmm

Peri i o'd on yum yums yesterday it was heaven

[pericat]

I so need yum yums now :-((((((