One you might have heard before.

[smeeagin]

A father was in a bar with his four-year-old son. To keep him amused he gave him three pennies to play with. After ordering a drink he turned round tosee his son choking & fighting for breath. Panic-stricken. he began to slap the boy on the back but to no avail & the boy´s face began to turn blue. Seated at a nearby table was a very well-dressed, chic lady drink Martini & reading a newspaper. She calmy got up from her seat & walked over to the boy, pulled down his trousers & gently squeezed his testicles. Almost immediately the boy coughed up one of the coins. She squeezed a bit harder & after a while a second coin appeared. Then she squeezed even harder & harder & harder until, after what seemed an eternity, the last coin appeared. Then she calmly returned to her Martini & newspaper. The father, overcome with gratitude went over to thank her & asked "Are you some kind of doctor?" "No", she replied. "Actually, I'm with Inland Revenue".

[piggynose]

why do ab´s insist on either stealing jokes or repeating jokes they´ve heard on here ? this has been on the jokes page about 4 times now.

[smeeagin]

You can't "steal" a joke, you just pass it on. Unfortunately some jokes are repeated because I. for one, haven't got the time to spend hours and hours every day looking for jokes on the net.

[zzxxee]

smeeagin i havent seen this one before it made me chuckle x