Sex Parties

[boxtops]

I've posted this in another thread but I think it deserves one of its own:

http://www.metro.co.u...sex-parties-of-course

[AlBags]

Good for them ... but I'm damned if I would : )

[NoMercy]

I don't get why anyone would want to "swing" or participate in an orgy or even a menage-a-trois. What happened to real emotion?

[bobjugs12]

NoM, does this mean we can't invite vibes and fluffy over for dinner and car-keys?

[DEN53]

Boxy - I've just put this answer in the other post.

OMG this couple live quite near me - its always the 'lookers' that go to these parties.

[NoMercy]

No... I want you all to myself. lol

[NoMercy]

You really love Vibes, don't you...

lol

[joeluke]

Good for them - hope I'm still 'up' for it at their age

[bobjugs12]

Yeah, we were gonna leave you and fluffy to talk about knitting and periods and girly stuff, whilst me and the big man went upstairs!!

[DEN53]

I would'nt throw my keys in but more like throw up all over Ian & Jean (;o (

[jackthehat]

I wonder how many of the other swingers they meet at these parties have their fingers crossed and can be heard muttering "Please God, not me. Please God not me" ?

[ttfn]

Hi boxy - what do they do at that age - throw their keys to their mobility scooters into a bowl?

[NoMercy]

You hankering for a bit of man-love are you, hun?

[DEN53]

ha ha ha Jack

[DEN53]

Their children know of their favourite pastime but keep quiet about it, admitted Mr Smith, adding: ‘It doesn’t matter how old you get – you can still be embarrassed by mum and dad.’


I bet they are fcuking mortified..

[bobjugs12]

Do people of that age still have sex??????
Whats next, my Nan buying a rabbit? My Grandad signing up to Television X? The pair of them signing up with lovehoney.com to get hold of a butplug starter kit??????



(I feel so wrong writing that, and now I want to vomit)

[boxtops]

Don't blame the messenger, I couldn't resist sharing this one - I read it on the train, nearly choked on my latte.

[boxtops]

I wouldn't know what those things are bobjugs, and I think I won't look 'em up!

[DEN53]

Its not the having sex bit Bob - its being a swinger and apparently they started
6 months after the married - how romantic..♥ not !

[bibblebub]

i can't get that web page to fully load, which epitomises my life quite simply