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I have a verbal problem. I know it's not Tourettes, 'cos I don't go around shouting F**k, t**ty, w**k every other two minutes. However, I do have a problem coordinating my brain with my tongue. I got on the bus today, having partaken of a light Saturday liquid lunch at my club, only to be preceded by two "chavvish ladies" (mother and daughter), accompanied by a rather young male dog (you didn't need bifocals to see that it was male). The dog was somewhat excited, and, to cut a long story short, was a bit of a nuisance. The mother and daughter kept making a fuss of the dog, which only got it more excited. Just as I was about to alight mummy chav (I deduce that from the fact that she had just a few more wrinkles and tattoos than the daughter, though I had to put my specs back on just to make sure) announced to the whole company, "I'm sorry, he's a little bit frisky". Before I could stop myself, I heard myself saying, "Madam, if I was a dog sqaushed between two rough bitches, I might feel a little frisky myself". What can I do to stop myself saying these things?
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