What would be a good telephone name?

[craft1948]

Years ago when I worked in a customer-facing environment we were told we had to tell people our name when answering the telephone. I objected to telling people my christian name as I thought it unprofessional....yes I know it's now the norm. For about 3 weeks I got away with answering the phone "Good morning, Daisy May".... then my boss found out....oops..........what name would you pick in the same situation.....

[Joy1]

Good Morning, thank you for calling, ----------------?
Fanny Bygaslight speaking, how may I help??

[another-view]

Mike Hunt.

[MrHurlAbuse]

Yohanson long dong

[Joy1]

I know his brother another-view
Warwick Hunt, do you ?

[steg]

i would call myself Ivor Bigwanger

[craft1948]

well another....I've heard a lot of people shouting at you....

[another-view]

Hehe! I'm used to it. I only post to wind 'em up.

[sn�gs]

''Good morning, Haywood Jablowme here''...

[stewey]

Bensonmum.

[B00]

Gloria Stits.

[another-view]

Hugh Jass
Seymour Buttz
Mandy Lifeboats

(Courtesy of Bart Simpson)

[sn�gs]

Mary Huff...

[MrHurlAbuse]

Cheers craft,now could someone point me in the direction of the nearest bar that exhanges stars for beers?

[craft1948]

Boo I wish I'd thought of that....I'd probably have been sacked though......

[B00]

Lol, I can't take credit for it Craft, I had that on a T-shirt, many moons ago when I did infact have them :-(

[craft1948]

No problem long dong......it's in snags house......he'll give you anything for some stars.....