This is a genuine question. Joke answers will be entertaining but not helpful
I am 64 this year, in 6/12 months time I will be homeless, have no job or income apart from £80.00 per month from a private pension. On the upside late next year I will be able to claim my state pension, plus as of now I have £60.000. buying a house is out of the question, the upside again, I'm fit and healthy. What would you do in my position?
Apologies if this has been covered already, but couldn't you rent privately for a few years and continue with self employment to supplement your pension. Your £60000 savings should cover the rent for quite a few years unless you are in London