Irish Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

[lankeela]

Probably an old one, but it made me smile:

Paddy is on his final question for a million pound with Chris Tarrant, he has only 1 life line left..phone a friend. ''Which bird does not make a nest? A. sparrow, B. swallow, C. blackbird or D. Cuckoo?'' Paddy calls Murphy who answers 'Be jesus! Its a cuckoo 100%.'' Paddy wins the Million. Afterwards Paddy rings Murphy ''How the flump did you know that?'' Murphy says ''Well Paddy yer thick prick.. it lives in a clock

[boxtops]

LOL, I like that!