Title Builder Beta See instructions

Welcome to Title Builder Beta.

This small piece of kit is designed to make building your Quiz, Crossword or Puzzle question more effective. It should make finding your question easier for others and, the easier it is to find, the more likely someone is to answer it!

To build an easy to find question title simply select the paper and quiz, enter the quiz number if relevant and fill in the Publication Date. Once you’re happy click “Build Title” and the information should populate the Title field. Fill in the final required details of your question as you normally would, and click submit.

As this is a Beta we only have a limited number of papers and quizzes listed. If you think your favourite Quiz, Crossword or Puzzle should be listed here don’t hesitate to contact us.

Remember: You do not have to use the title builder - simply enter the title and question as you normally would and click submit!

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death of a lettuce

nadenka99_- | 09:34 Sun 17th Jul 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles

6 Answers

I recently returned from visiting my mother in the Czech Republic and my sister told me of a story a pensioner who called local radio. He cherished his enormous lettuces in his greenhouse and popped out leaving the door for his chickens to demolish all. Realising he is in big trouble with his wife he set out in old pioneer (scooter) without any papers or licence to buy more. He realised he will have to negotiate 4 killometers hill. The police were waiting for him and not having any papers issued a penalty for 1000 Korunas. In completing the paperwork the pensioner put in the reason "the death of a lettuce". We can not put that down, they were kind to him and told him the penalty is reduced to 500 Korunas providing he will walk the hill pushing the scooter. He wondered if they would wait for him at the top of the hill so he did not risk it and sure enough they were there.He was lucky not not with the lettuce!