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RBS - "Peashaq, you have gone over your agreed overdraft limit by 1p, we are now charging you £6 per day for this privilege."
P - "Any chance of a small loan to reduce my overdraft?"
RBS - "No, we have responsibilities towards our shareholders."
Inland Revenue - "Peashaq, we are taking some of the tax you have paid to give to the RBS, you are now a shareholder."
P - "RBS, I'm a shareholder, give me a loan of the 1p."
RBS - Go away, we've got to concentrate on the millions we are giving ourselves."
P - "Very sorry to have bothered you."
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P - "Any chance of a small loan to reduce my overdraft?"
RBS - "No, we have responsibilities towards our shareholders."
Inland Revenue - "Peashaq, we are taking some of the tax you have paid to give to the RBS, you are now a shareholder."
P - "RBS, I'm a shareholder, give me a loan of the 1p."
RBS - Go away, we've got to concentrate on the millions we are giving ourselves."
P - "Very sorry to have bothered you."
DTcrosswordfan - an ode there somewhere?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.There's quite a lot of drivel written on here about RBS on here. Yes I accept that there has been political naivety But considering we will all benefit from its success, and many jobs are dependent on its success, a lot of people in the press, politicians and in the general public generally seem to want to demoralise all its staff and managers, discourage its attempts to succeed, expect it to operate in a different way to its competitors and continually interfere in the way it is run.