How to save the airlines

[starone]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the 1st place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell … they don't even serve food any more, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right. A golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[plautus]

May I gently remind you, Bill, that your missus is now Secretary of State, so tell it to her, not to us, provided that you can manage to tear yourself away from Monica ( I did not have sex with that woman!)

[boxtops]

It'd put me off flying altogether :-(

[Flyhalf]

Bill, Bill!
Hillary will be sending for the Swedish ambassador, Uma Thurman, and passing on a simple message (only this time, don't do it over two volumes).

[beegeebee]

My goodness, I thought it was O'leary trying to get even more income!