My Shoes Keep Farting

mccfluff | 11:59 Wed 13th Feb 2013 | ChatterBank

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I'm wearing converse trainers and they keep farting every time i walk anywhere, its embarrassing. I sound like i have a serious problem

how do you stop this?

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It's A Bummer

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lcg76

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right....hi-tops. these are notorious for farting because when they are laced all the way up, the back of the heel moves when you step and rubs on the material at the back. examine your shoes very carefully to see if the sole is intact, or if there are holes/dips/movement between the different layers. if they are structurally ok, you can try the following: *not...

12:37 Wed 13th Feb 2013

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gness

Tippy toe steps?

aelmpvw

you're not the first person to blame the shoes

sandyRoe

You could pin a little sign on your back saying: It's not me, it's the shoes. :-)

lcg

it's either because you have sweaty feet, or the sole of the trainer is bduggered. do you know which? if it's the latter.....new shoes x

ummmm

Take them off!!

tonyav

Yeah my work boots are the same fluffy, good fun though.

mccfluff

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i don;t think i have sweaty feet, i am wearing two pairs of socks though, its always these trainers, none of my other shoes

Ummmm - you know if i take them off they'll disappear

ummmm

I think I'd steal them if you took them off. It would amuse me :-)

frugalfred

You'll go like the wind in those trainers!

tonyav

Are your feet slipping up and down the back of your shoes when you walk fluffy.

MadMen

It happens to all converse trainers. It's moisture.

Perhaps they've got wet?

gness

Choose a tune...walk in step to it and apply for the X Factor.

bibblebub

are they air soles?

lcg

my converse are ok! if they are well used trainers, i would think something in the sole has gone. if they are fairly new....take them back to the shop! x

aelmpvw

fart and wet aren't two words you want to hear together

rowanwitch

Yes...right... take Murph with you when you are wearing them and blame her

MadMen

Lcg, the same thing happened with mine last week. I was walking in work and they kept making this strange squelching noise. It had been raining, so I reckon they'd got wet. My work colleague said the same thing happened to hers.

mccfluff

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they might be wet, i walked in and it wasn't raining but it wasn'tt dry. I have taken them off now, they are now on the radiator