Does Anyone Here Have A Cash Deposit Box Or Know Anyone That Has?

[Henrietta]

What do people keep in them? Apart from money and jewels are weapons, drugs and blackmailers photos the norm or just something made up in hollywood?

[Peter Pedant]

I keep cash in mine ..... do you think there is something wrong with me ?

[ummmm]

Stop Klowning!!

[DaisyNonna]

More comfortable than under the mattress

[venator]

We keep seldom worn jewellery in a sealed envelope in a local bank. This costs about £25 per annum, which is a fraction of the insurance cost if kept at home.

We haven't opened it fot over 5 years, so perhaps we should just sell the stuff ?

[snags]

Human body parts.

[grasscarp]

We are not talking sperm bank Snags

[snags]

Don't be silly... that is kept in jar on the windowsill.

[Mamyalynne]

Henrietta, who gave you access to my safety deposit box?

[grasscarp]

Who is coming to fill it up?

[Mamyalynne]

Trust me to get stuck in the middle of a debate about tadpoles.

[snags]

You can thank Grassy for that. I was originally referring to toenails...

[Mamyalynne]

Hmmm.

[twix123]

Many years ago a customer requested to lodge a shotgun in our vault. We refused their request as we didn't want to give them the opportunity to load it and hold up our bank from the inside!

[Buenchico]

Most banks no longer offer the service:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17224846

Jewellery seems to be high among the items stored in this way though, with NatWest being rather good at losing it as well!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-21638048
and
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8442494.stm