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Shopping
I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology.
‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I’m going to a local shop for the first time; I’ve no idea what’s in store.
A shopkeeper just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. I think he might be a heroine dealer.
I went to the hardware store to buy a curtain rod and the manager asked me how long I’d want it; so I told him I’d like to keep it.
I’ve bought one of those memory foam cushions, but I can’t remember where I put it.
I know I’ve bought lots of Velcro cable grips, but I can’t find any now. I must be losing my grip.
I asked our butcher if he had a capon, but he said; “No, who do you think I am, Batman?”
I only asked for a leg of lamb from the butcher, but he’s given me the cold shoulder.
I bought my wife a pocket calculator in the shape of a castle; I don’t think she’ll like it, but it’s the fort that counts.
I’ve ordered some German food over the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I recently bought some very expensive perfume as a gift; I’ve no common scents.
I drove to the supermarket with a tiny carrot; I was in such a hurry I had to take the shortest root.
"Do you sell hot water bottles?"
"I’m afraid not; have you tried Boots?"
"Yes, but the water comes out of the lace holes"
‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I’m going to a local shop for the first time; I’ve no idea what’s in store.
A shopkeeper just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. I think he might be a heroine dealer.
I went to the hardware store to buy a curtain rod and the manager asked me how long I’d want it; so I told him I’d like to keep it.
I’ve bought one of those memory foam cushions, but I can’t remember where I put it.
I know I’ve bought lots of Velcro cable grips, but I can’t find any now. I must be losing my grip.
I asked our butcher if he had a capon, but he said; “No, who do you think I am, Batman?”
I only asked for a leg of lamb from the butcher, but he’s given me the cold shoulder.
I bought my wife a pocket calculator in the shape of a castle; I don’t think she’ll like it, but it’s the fort that counts.
I’ve ordered some German food over the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I recently bought some very expensive perfume as a gift; I’ve no common scents.
I drove to the supermarket with a tiny carrot; I was in such a hurry I had to take the shortest root.
"Do you sell hot water bottles?"
"I’m afraid not; have you tried Boots?"
"Yes, but the water comes out of the lace holes"
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