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Ice Cream Van.
In the queue for an ice cream van there is an old man who is noticeably hobbling as he moves up the queue. He finally gets to the van and asks for a cornet.
The ice cream man serves his cornet but before handing it over he looks at the crippled old man and asks '' Crushed Nuts?''
'' No'' replies the old geezer ''Lumbago!''
The ice cream man serves his cornet but before handing it over he looks at the crippled old man and asks '' Crushed Nuts?''
'' No'' replies the old geezer ''Lumbago!''
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