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Paddy Wants A Car Loan!
Paddy wants a car loan and walks into Barclays.
Bank Cashier: "Sorry Mr Murphy but the Loan Arranger is on a course today
Paddy: "Fek!!... What about Tonto is he about?"
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Patricia Black is sitting behind the counter when a frog goes in to borrow £30,000.
She asks for collateral so he pulls out a little china ornament.
"That's not enough collateral, I will hav to speak to the manager. What's your name?"
"Kermit, Kermit Jagger".
She goes to see the manager with the ornament.
The manager replies (all together now), "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone"
She asks for collateral so he pulls out a little china ornament.
"That's not enough collateral, I will hav to speak to the manager. What's your name?"
"Kermit, Kermit Jagger".
She goes to see the manager with the ornament.
The manager replies (all together now), "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone"
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A young loans officer banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit.
As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a loans officer in banking, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."
"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a loans officer in banking, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."
"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
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