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albaqwerty | 09:37 Sat 08th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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A study has shown that dairy cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.

A case of in one ear and out the udder.
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Avatar Image Hopkirk
That's a bit cheesy
09:42 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image mallyh
pull the other one lol x
09:46 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image 1ozzy
LOL

Milk it ;-/
09:47 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Hopkirk
If there's a whey to increase milk production, farmers will ewes it.
11:08 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol..Whey too much information...
13:50 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image EDDIE51
Playing music to Cows has been proven to increase the milk yield. Many farmers now have background music in the cow sheds.
13:54 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Ken4155
No doubt their fav tunes are 'My Milk Shake' and 'Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west'.
13:57 Sat 08th Dec 2018
Avatar Image zebo
Oldie, best spoken. What brown and hot and steams out of cows backwards? Isle of Wight ferry. I'm sure it's been repainted over the years, the joke was a playground special!
15:38 Sat 08th Dec 2018

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