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Good Morning Post Nine O Clockers.
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Lovely day once more. Just back from spar and guess what. Toilet rolls and kitchen rolls.
One chap in the queue was sporting a black eye. I am sure he did not have when he walked in.
Running out of the cheaper wines, oh the sadness.
The off licence has put his cider price up 24 pence. Capitalist so and so. He won't be laughing tomorrow when he has to remove the housebrick from behind his broken window.
The eye spy is not going down too well at the moment. Might try a different window, yep, back to "F" for fence.
Had a walk to the lake yesterday, only 600 yards away. Took some bread for the ducks. The carp pinched half of it. Saw a robin. Talk about living the dream.
As always stay safe. Did I tell you about the taxi driver who swerved to avoid a child.
He fell out of bed.
One chap in the queue was sporting a black eye. I am sure he did not have when he walked in.
Running out of the cheaper wines, oh the sadness.
The off licence has put his cider price up 24 pence. Capitalist so and so. He won't be laughing tomorrow when he has to remove the housebrick from behind his broken window.
The eye spy is not going down too well at the moment. Might try a different window, yep, back to "F" for fence.
Had a walk to the lake yesterday, only 600 yards away. Took some bread for the ducks. The carp pinched half of it. Saw a robin. Talk about living the dream.
As always stay safe. Did I tell you about the taxi driver who swerved to avoid a child.
He fell out of bed.
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