please go out...........

[afcjan]

Please can anyone give me any tips on how to get my son and his girlfriend to go out for a walk. they have been home since christmas eve and spent most of that time wrapped round each other on our only comfy sofa.. I cant even get to watch the telly. I love having them home for christmas but short of stating the obvious please, please any tips. xxxx

[cazzz1975]

has he got a bedroom?

[afcjan]

yes but its full of rubbish as well as him....

[ladybird49]

Say you are desparate for milk or something from the local shop - have you got a dog that needs a walk?

[afcjan]

no dog but the milk is a good one, I will give it a try..

do you think tho, I am being unreasonable.

[ladybird49]

Tell him you are doing a party for the old folk and will he stay to help entertain them

[ladybird49]

Dont forget its your house and you want a comfy seat as well


: )

[123everton]

Ask for help with the cleaning, that'll shift him, if not, try breaking wind loudly and repeatedly

[mrs_overall]

Find some music he hates (or tune to Radio 3) and crank up the volume.
Get the hoover out.
Suggest the 3 of you play a game together.

[afcjan]

dont worry knobby, even if I have to end up sitting on them I shall be watching the Arsenal (even if they do get beat again ):-

thanks ladybird, I didnt think I was being unreasonable just going to mention the milk in a min.

[afcjan]

good one 123 everton but Im afraid he holds the record for passing wind....he also blocked the toilet up this morning, which his dad made him sort out himself.

[cab]

Tell them the house needs fumigating. x

[123everton]

Have you tried light them?

[joby1]

start farting very loudly.......or vomit on them... :-))

[ChuckFickens]

Give them some money and tell them to go to the pub (assuming they are over 18)

[sleepyj]

i would throw a bucket of cold water over them .lol

[afcjan]

guys, you've done it. we just boiled up some brussels for the freezer and the smell of that did it...

now I feel guilty, I guess u just cant win......

thanks you for all the good advice and merry christmas xxx

knobby - come on u gunners ............

[ChuckFickens]

Yep that smell would get me out the house too!!!