The Economy.....
The economy is so bad that…
Even 'the hole in the wall' gave me an IOU
A container-load of Brits were caught sneaking into France.
Parents in Kensington & Chelsea sacked their nannies & are learning their childrens names.
Madonna adopted a child from England.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the post
African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor a British Child' commercials!
I ordered a burger at McDonald' s and the girl behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
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