Road rules2 mins ago
Three Virgin Sisters...............
Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.
Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions
The first girl sent card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
Nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and The card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
Embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing...
A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".
Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
And finally found the ad for Air NZ.
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'
MUM FAINTED !!!
Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions
The first girl sent card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said
Nothing but: "Nescafe". Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and The card read: "Rothmans". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes to read from the pack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly
Embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand . Mum waited for a week,
Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing...
A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with shaky hand, "Air New Zealand ".
Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
And finally found the ad for Air NZ.
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'
MUM FAINTED !!!
Answers
Only 1 answer
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by Shaglene. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Only 1 answer
Latest Posts
Crosswords12 mins ago
Film, Media & TV13 mins ago
Crosswords16 mins ago
News16 mins ago
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.