Wickes Win £10000 Towards A New Kitchen

[leavi21]

Why do you deserve a new kitchen? (Max 300 words) any help would be appreciated

[Captain2]

leavi. not sure we're qualified enough to know why you want a new kitchen - surely it's subjective and personal?

[gingejbee]

Captain...the idea is to come up with ideas good enough to win a competition - which may have little to do with the OP's reality.

[Karamia]

Is there a link to the competition?

[Captain2]

gingejbee, I think you're looking at my reply from the wrong angle.

[TheWinner]

https://www.competitionstoday.co.uk/win-new-wickes-kitchen-apr2022

[Karamia]

Thank you Winner

[gingejbee]

Captain, I think you've misunderstood why the OP has asked the question and what answers they hoped for.

[Karamia]

If people need to send photos of existing kitchens as well as answers, hopefully they will choose someone it will be most beneficial to.

[Captain2]

No, don't think so, gingejbee.

[TheWinner]

Unfortunately, they haven't asked for a SLOGAN as a tiebreaker, as I have thought of a lot that I could have submitted. 300 words to describe why you deserve a new kitchen plus a photo is ridiculous. Everybody that enters would be entering because their own kitchen is rubbish and they can't afford to replace it. Wickes should be embarrassed putting us through this.

[elliemay1]

300 is the max, something short and witty maybe in the form of a poem might have as good a chance as something very wordy

[TheWinner]

Like, My kitchen is ***,
Can you come and fix it?

[Cloverjo]

£10,000 ‘towards’ a new kitchen? I’d want the kitchen and much change, thanks.

These kind of things usually want a witty and pithy answer. I’m thinking…

[TheWinner]

I have a slogan that is nine words long, but I'm not sure it's what they are looking for.

[Cloverjo]

Oh do tell anyway, Winner.

[TheWinner]

As much as I like you, not a cat in hell Cloverjo.

[TheWinner]

or: My kitchen is sh***,
please replace it in White.

[goodgoalie]

or:
My kitchen is sh**
Please replace every last bit :)

[TheWinner]

good one goodgoalie!

[goodgoalie]

or:
My kitchen's a toilet
Even Putin couldn't spoil it