Christmas Wedding Speech

[hjshjs]

Hello

I'm preparing a best man speech for a wedding just after Christmas. Was just wondering if anyone could help with some humerous Christmas gags that could be mentioned.

I've got so far "phil and Rose are suited to a Christmas wedding as she's a cracker and he's a card.

Any more help would be very much appreciated.

Thanks

[sunny-dave]

The whole thing will probably be Holly inappropriate ...

[zebo]

Avoid references to 'pulling'.

[sunny-dave]

There's probably a Three Wise Men and a Virgin gag in there - but you'd need to be sure of your audience ...

... and don't mention Donkeys ...

[sapelesam]

Why does Father Christmas not have any children, maybe not.

[Arksided]

Father Christmas won't be the only one pleased to empty his sack this Christmas.

[cupid04]

Q] Who is Santa's favourite singer?

A] Elf is Presley!

[tonyav]

Gawd.

[cupid04]

;-)) xx

[zebo]

A old friend of ours in his speech as the groom thanked his new in-laws for their lovely gift that he would enjoy unwrapping later.