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Average 'Number Twos'
Strange question here, and not for the dinner table.
But how often do you 'Number Two' a day? My Mrs says im wierd because i go at least three times a day every day, without fail. and often large amounts. She only goes three or four times a week! which of us is normal?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Errrmmmm ...... I'm all over the place (metaphorically, not literally, speaking) as I suffer from IBS. Unfortunately, that has been pretty much "normal" for me for more than 20 years and I hate it.
I've always read, like DH says, that so long as people feel healthy then any regular pattern is normal for them.
However, one thing I have noticed over the years, with different boyfriends and a teenage son, is that men tend to go more than women (or at least more than me). I know that's a bit of a weeping statement !
I know someone who goes once every 1 or 2 weeks, and she does not have a swollen abdomen. She burns much of it off obviously, she eats plenty.
Others I know are regular as clockwork, once a day at the same time of day.
With me it's as soon as I arise every day, no matter what the time. Good to get it out of the way.
I only smoke in the afternoon but sometimes if I smoke in the morning it makes me go within 10 minutes of having the fag... if I dont smoke, my bowels wait til later on in the day...
I read something everytime I go to the toilet - I find that it helps? Do other people share this? My friends laugh. Sometimes I surprise myself and go just because Ive been reading - and definately didnt feel like going!!
Its proabably linked to the old fibre intake as well I'd have guessed. Eat loads of fibre and you go more. Eat less food genreally and go less as well i suppose so women probably do go less frequently than men. which is pretty much the case for everyone I've lived with
PS i wasn't keeping tabs you just notice these things after a hile
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