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Full Body Scans
Disclosed:
The official Airport Screening Result for Full Body Scans at Heathrow
Airport.
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Home Office
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Parliament had no boll0cks
The official Airport Screening Result for Full Body Scans at Heathrow
Airport.
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Home Office
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Parliament had no boll0cks
Answers
I can't help thinking that if we really did have 535 MPs without boll0cks (i.e. women) we would have a better Government in place.
18:39 Wed 27th Feb 2013