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It's Those Blondes Again
One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, "A tan for two please!"
The cashier said, “Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, “No, we aren't even Catholic."
A blonde is taking the driving part of her driver's license exam.
She handles most of the manoeuvres quite well.
She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb.
"Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asks.
The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over toward the examiner. She asks, "Now what?"
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically nine months along.
She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.
She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can't get to the hospital in time?"
The doctor replies, "Well, women have been having babies for a million years without a doctor in attendance. It's a very natural process. The first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant."
The blonde interrupts with, "Do you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?"
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her husband noticed she was looking a little unwell and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," he said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
One blonde said, "A tan for two please!"
The cashier said, “Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, “No, we aren't even Catholic."
A blonde is taking the driving part of her driver's license exam.
She handles most of the manoeuvres quite well.
She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb.
"Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asks.
The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over toward the examiner. She asks, "Now what?"
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically nine months along.
She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.
She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can't get to the hospital in time?"
The doctor replies, "Well, women have been having babies for a million years without a doctor in attendance. It's a very natural process. The first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant."
The blonde interrupts with, "Do you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?"
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her husband noticed she was looking a little unwell and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," he said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
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