How to look after a small coloured elfin creature

[dothawkes]

We need advice in advance of tomorrow, as I have another day off with a bad knee and I would like some constructive suggestions to overcome today's flurry of visiters from the bottom of the garden. Any ideas?

[nfn]

I personally believe that the coloured elfin critters are a poor imitation of the genuine Pixi. They may come out at the same times but the Pixi has always, and will always be the superior species. I suggest enticing the Elf into the open, with maybe a cake, then letting the Pixi take it's exacting revenge. Good luck

[pixi]

but dotty weeblueelf is running scared, i openly challenged it on chatterbank and it was nowhere in sight rofl

nfn I blooming love ya, but please dont tice the little idiot with too much cake, we have to save some for boo !  hee hee revenge-cant wait

[Peri]

Parenting dot ???  Am even more confused now than I was earlier on CB.

[Otrere]

This post hurt my head.