Immoral Behavior

[marval]

Applying for a new position as a cleaning lady, the woman was asked why she had left her previous job.

"I just wasn't comfortable with their immoral behavior," she replied.

"Really? Like what did they do?"

"Well, they played some sexual game they called 'Bridge'. One night I heard a man say, 'Lay down and let's see what you've got.'

"Then another man said, 'I've got strength but no length.' And another man said, 'Take your hand off my trick!'

"A woman said, 'You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise.'

"Another woman talked about 'protecting her honor'. And another woman said, 'It's time for me to play with your husband and you to play with mine.'

"But the final straw was when I heard, 'It's time to go home. This is the last rubber'!"