Liverpool

[Grandpappy]

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout
'Nathan yer dinner's ready!' or ''Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"!

[Canary42]

Why a Liverpool girl ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Do you work for The Sun ? ? ? ? ? ?

[DTCwordfan]

why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

If it flowed slower, it would be mugged.

[nailit]

Scouse mum and daughter are washing the dishes"Mum, why are your hands so soft and smooth.. is it because you use fairly liquid?""No it"s because i"m 14"

[Sipowicz]

The Mersey doesn't run through Liverpool!

[Tilly2]

A scurrilous slight on Scousers!