Sats Explained To The Pupils.............

[10ClarionSt]

.........by the Head Teacher. She told Year 6 when it would happen; how to prepare; gave samples of what would be required and they shouldn't be concerned but just do their best. When the Head asked if there were any questions, one 10 yr old boy put his hand up and said " Miss, are you sh*****g the caretaker?" I kid you not. The head just walked out and called a staff meeting to "clear the air". But they knew anyway, that she was going to marry the caretaker, which she subsequently did. This is true because the form teacher of that class is a good friend of Mrs. Clarion. Out of the mouths of babes.....

[jim360]

And then everyone in the school clapped. And that 10-year-old kid's name? Albert Einstein.

[retrocop]

That 10 year old boy didn't happen to be called Johnny per chance? :-)

[10ClarionSt]

Actually, not far away retro. He's called Jack!