smellie penis

[trouble@top]

how come,if i have a curry, within a couple of hours my old boy smells of curry?

it also happens when i have fish??

but not when i have lamb :-)

[spacechimp]

Do you shove your old boy in the curry?

[PhilBy]

Aint a clue mate, hope your kidneys are doing there job?

[PhilBy]

their job!

[trouble@top]

the smile behind the lamb was meant as bate.

[Jennykins]

Mybe you have Clamidia.. haha.. I herd thats a smelly one!!!

[Blyss]

glad Im not your wife .lol

seriously ,, I have no idea why .

[Blyss]

oh hubby said that you need to drink more water.

[PhilBy]

Funny enough many years ago I lived next to an old lady who for some strange reason would regulalry tell me that if she ate fish she smelt of it when she went for a pee .......... put me off cod & chips for years!!!!!! (And old ladies)!!!

[trouble@top]

yeh, i dont drink a lot of water.

but i do drink a lot of fluid, ie, tea, coffee and pop.

[PhilBy]

I won't ask what 'it' smells of after you have had lamb!

[trouble@top]

thats funny, because it is fish and chips that are the main culprits!

oh,i do wash regular?

[PhilBy]

All the fluids you mention are full of toxins, you should really try to drink plenty of water and flush the old system out now & again.

[PhilBy]

Did you use to live next door to me? :-)

[kazza12345]

you sniff your penis? You must be bendy!

[Blyss]

lmfao Kazza

[little coojy]

i'd stick to veg if i were you.

[dmaxxx]

your dirty...yuk

[electricblue]

I'd get my ass to the doctors pronto,

[trouble@top]

dmaxxx,thanks for your positive answer!

[raysparx]

Maybe you should change your name to trouble@bottom