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splange | 15:05 Wed 31st May 2006 | Parenting
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Any examples of kids saying things to make a situation between a parent and new partner awkward or embarrassing?
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When I first got together with my husband, his daughter (then aged 3) stared at my boobs and said:


''My mummy doesn't have any of those'''


Her dad winked at me and asked me if I now really needed to know what I had that his ex wife didn't ;o)

Not new partner but a potential one. On the bus with my daughter (3), she was sitting opposite me next to a young man who she kept staring at. After a little while she tugged at his jacket and asked him if he would like to be my new boyfriend because I didn't have one. Everyone around just collapsed laughing and the guy ran out at the next stop.


S.

'Mummy doesn't drink orange juice, it gives her diarrhoea.'


Even I cringed at the visuals. God knows how my new partner at the time felt. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last.

Reading my six-year-old's school 'diary' at the beginnin our relationship, advised that "Mummy and Andy went to Birmingham to see Bruce Springsteen, and then they slept there ..." er, no, only the first half of that statement is true!
when my sister brought her boyfriend over for the first time to meet our parents (i was 5) i was sitting on his knee and telling him that my brothers were always horrible to me and scared me with spiders he said don't worry i'll scare them with a snake and i replied 'Is that the one youv'e got in your pocket?' i dont know who was more red him or my sister!

Last week I took my son to a local fair /show. As he is 5 years old this meant a �3.50 admission fee. While walking towards the fair, I informed my son that should anyone ask, he is four. At the turnstile, there was no objection as I said ' one adult and one under 5'. While getting my change, he shouts loudly ' did it work Dad, did he not know that I'm really Five?'


More pratice, I think

my youngest told my mam "nana theres a book in dads drawer thats got a picture of a man with his willy in a womans mouth...............and she's not even asleep"


dont you just love em

My sisters stepson was wondering about mothers day and asked me "shes not my mam so should I just buy her a card with nanna on it!"

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