Laughing at inappropriate times...

[Emz26]

Do you laugh at inappropriate times? Last night I was out with two male friends when we saw a slightly intoxicated woman fall down a small flight of steps. She fell flat on her face, not even putting her arms out to save herself. She hit the floor with a loud thud and just lay there perfectly still before letting out a loud wail. I rushed to help her up and to see if she had hurt herself while my two male friends hid around the nearest corner sniggering and laughing. And once they started laughing so did I. What is the most inappropriate thing you have found yourself laughing at?

[pixiepie]

i have got the giggles at a funeral. Walking in the air came on and my bro in law said "well she wont be walking anywhere anymore" cruel i know but about 5 of us started giggling and couldnt stop it was contagious.
Also im the first to laugh at anyone who falls. My friend and i were very drunk and she was running across dancefloor and fell and skiddedhead first into the bar and i couldnt help her as if i moved i would of wet myself cos i was laughingso much

[Joe Shmoe]

I do this all the time,If some one says something I find funny I get a visual image of it and I cannot stop laughing What is worse is when it has all died down and I think of it again I'm off again. I have had some funny looks for this I can tell you. :-D

[Emz26]

I'm still laughing about it now.... 18 hours later!

[whiffey]

I told a hilarious joke about scooping babies off milk floats during AOB in our weekly committee meeting and couldn't help laughing out loud whereas nobody else appeared to find it at all funny.

[crossroads]

I went to a golf course this one time and i went to the guy to get some balls, oh, he was so funny. I'm not sure he was very bright. On collecting the balls i had to hide round the side of the building, i couldn't stop laughing!
It was the most inapropriate time because once i started laughing the whole queue of people behind me started laughing. I couyldn't get over it, it took me about 79 shots before i got the ball in the hole and that was on thew easy one.
Just thinking about it i still get a giggle or two.

[whiffey]

Golf. How very exciting. Did you shout 'Fore !!' loads of times like all the other twits. Fore by the way is code for 'I just made a really sh!te shot which might well take your head off'

[Diamond_Dog]

The funniest sketch ever, in the history of British humour is from Derek and Clive, especially "The Lavatory Attendant" recordings.

My old man's got cancer
He's got cancer of the gob
He's got cancer of the ars*hole
He's got cancer of the knob

Bloody cancer.

I'm trying to watch Emmerdale bleeding Farm and all I hear is his bloody coughing. Bloody cancer cough.

Now, joking about such an unfortunate ailment, may not be everybody's cup of tea.

Personally, I find it hilarious. If I ever got such a disease, I would take comfort in Derek and Clive.

The only thing I will never laugh at is animal cruelty in reality. Or Russel Brand.

[bigmamma]

Emz sweetie , hi there love :-)
Oh , I am laughing at the posts here , how funny . :-0
I can get the giggles even at my age , uncontrollable and for any or no reason.

[whiffey]

Not so methinks. The funniest Derek and Clive ever is the 'Bertie' one where they have Bertrand Russell in the back of a black cab. I was named after that sketch, and ever since then I have asked my parents - preytell, Why ?

[Panic Button]

Yeah, what is wrong with the BBC? Spending our licence fees on Russell Brand, Chris Evans and that pratt Jonathan Woss.

[crossroads]

On the fourth hole i got hit in the head by a stray golf ball.
After being knocked out i was a bit dizzy and confused, but spent the rest of the evening in the medical center.

[whiffey]

Oh I see, you are American. I apologise, that explains everything.

[crossroads]

Whats wrong with being American?

[crossroads]

Just like to add, i am not American.
It may so8uund as if i am, but thats because i have a freind in America who tries to teach me to talk like he does.

[whiffey]

Nothing at all. I was trying to steer the thread towards Fawlty Towers quotes, and ultimately on to Jane Austen, but it appears to have fouled up. I am sorry. I love Americans, they are the reason I have a comfy armchair.

[Emz26]

How about we keep the thread about laughing at inappropriate times?!

[crossroads]

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[Diamond_Dog]

I remember once searching some bodies of the enemy after the all clear from the bomb squad (these pesky people used to bobby trap themselves incase they died)

One ugly sod had been shot in the eye. If was probably a dud as the shell was sticking out of his left eye. It didn't kill him, I imagine the fact his throat had been ripped out did the job.

Anyway, I recall somebody saying "I wonder if he saw it coming"

Laugh, i nearly cried.

Wonder if I will get stars this time from our AB plod?

[whiffey]

Sorry my fault, I won't do it again, like Blackadder and the Scottish Play.

[crossroads]

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