For Sale: baby shoes never worn

[jake-the-peg]

The above won Hemmingway a bet of $10 that he couldn't write a complete story in 6 words.

A publisher issued the challenge to people to write their life stories in 6 words. Some of the results on Radio 4 this morning were:

After Harvard had baby with crackhead.

Born without red hair - Fixed that!

Well I thought it was funny!

and

Found true love, married someone else.

What's yours?

[jno]

old and cross, in wrong job

[Jillius]

Ate too much chocolate, got fat

[Hellyon]

Love my life and my family!

[LoftyLottie]

Always looking to explore new pastures

[Jillius]

Always on answerbank, no work done

[pingping]

how did I end up here?

[andy-hughes]

Secrets, orgasms, yours will be mine.

[JUNKMAN]

If only I could remember something

[China Doll]

The calculated risk has paid off.

[gonzo00]

it's has all gone very wrong.

[heathfield]

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

[annie0000]

Been there, seen it, done it.

[Naomicorlett]

Veni,Vidi,Vici I came,I saw,I conquered

[jake-the-peg]

I suppose I should give mine

No that's not it hang on

Oh damn this is getting silly

Arrrrgh!

ex-scientist, ex-diver, ex-drinker, extrordinary, exhibitionist,...X

[Brooksy]

Lost my head, HM Prison, Wandsworth.

[:Ace:]

Always Wishing It Could Be Better

[BigMac]

I told you I was ill

Spike Milligan

[EngTeach]

Girl Forgotten: A Big Girl Memoir

[JUNKMAN]

Can I start it again, please?