Right its morning and im feeling a bit sickly , again.
That5 aside ive had back pains and stomach pains too.
Add to that im weeing a lot and ive put on a lot of weight in the last 6 months. So im wondering. Do you think i could be like , you know , pregnant?
I rememeber having sex so do you think its posssible the eggg and sperm kinda crawled down inside my willy , cos i heard someone at school say that about 30 years ago but im starting to wonder now .
Well if you could give me any advice it would be most appreciated.
You didn't pay attention during those lessons did you???...serves you right. Will now be a benefit stealing,money scrounging single dad..........what is this country coming to????
Legend you are a scotch wife beating pr!ck. Just though I will remind you of that fact, you tubby lump of alcoholic lard.
How are the kids by the way? Settling down with their new and far better dad?
Hope so.
X
(By the way, why after about 3 months have you started posting filth on my threads again? Surely you can't be drunk this early in the morning (or afternoon where you are. Tubster)
Mmmmmm I seem to recall it is infact you with wet look gel haired, a cheap fake watch and wearing a nasty poly-fibre football shirt whilst out on the town.
Good insult dear boy.
Fat repulsive alcoholic tub of scotch lard.
I am so glad they don't call you daddy. Poor kids.
Sleepy you gotta love him .
Reckon hes sprayed 2 mouthfuls of white cider already .
Probably licking the screen as i type.
Seems hes got anger isssues too.
Though excessive alcohol abuse can lead to that.
But at least hes shoved away in brigfhton outta the way.
Maybe he could build a raft outta all the 2 litre plastic empty bottles and sail the world like the owl and the pussycat?
with a raft of white cider in tow of course