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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada, and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country. The history,
the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson beer, that's us, eh Jim?
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country. The history,
the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
Molson beer, that's us, eh Jim?
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.
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