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NoMercy | 15:37 Thu 09th Apr 2009 | ChatterBank

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Back by popular demand, Aunty Agness is here to discuss your dilemmas and answers your distress calls. Do you have a problem and need urgent advice? Once again, please address all your queries, however big or small, to Aunty A !

Right - I'm off to get "plastered" !!!

and a very good afternoobn to you all

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prostitute

we are all prostitutes. selling our lives for a few measly pennies. i feel so horrible. why cant we just eat, sleep and procreate? why must we work for money. i really dont like it

sn�gs

I have 3 minutes to live. How do you advise I spend this time?

And how is the boil on ya harris?

sn�gs

^ 2 mins, 40 seconds and counting...

phillipa.d

how do you make the perfect cheese on toast? I just burned mine :-(

no-knowledge

NoMercy Thurs 09/04/09 15:37

prostitute Thurs 09/04/09 15:40

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how about creating a new user name snags?

NoMercy

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Join the tribesmen of the Amazon, Prostitute, for they live with minimal material needs (not an ipod in sight). They hunt their own food, build their own shelters and don't have to worry about their self-assessment tax returns.

prostitute

easy you use a lighter

sn�gs

You what no-know?

NoMercy

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Snags - put your head between your legs and kiss your ar5e goodbye. We'll miss you! xx

abbie1977

Erm, Aunty A....I think Snags may have just died on your watch! Oh dear!

On to other things though....where will I go for my summer holiday?

no-knowledge

take a look .................it takes 3 minutes

prostitute

noknow what on earth are you talking about>?

prostitute

i am not snags I am a mear reject from society who turns to the streets to feed my 12 childeren and my own smack habbit. please dont mistake me for someone else my dear

crazycathy2

Aunty Agness hello again

I'm still crazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyy

But I found a receipe (on here in fact) for a unicorn sandwich so where can I find a unicorn?

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NoMercy

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Phillipa - hire a chef to make it for you. Otherwise, toast bread, apply cheese, then melt and brown with a blow-torch or oxyacetylene if you prefer it well done! Add herbs, ketchup or strawberry jam and pilchards according to personal culinary preference and complete lack of taste!

sn�gs

Oh right... noknow... you think I'm prostitute...

Are you suffering from delusion? Ask Auntie Agness if she can help eh...