Feeling a bit low today

[Joy11]

I'm feeling a wee bit down today, no idea why! but I need cheering up,

[zzxxee]

how about a joke............. whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute???????????................................. ones contract ones pay as you go
boom boom thank you and goodnight..

[sqad617]

Read the thread by rinkins today on "Going Commando" in this section.

[noway1]

i get like that sometimes joy,dont worry (be happy) it will pass

[mccfluff]

stick the wurzels on youtube :-)

[sqad617]

Joy...."feeling a bit low today? well come and stand next to me and feel a bit higher

[Joy11]

I'ts an odd thing I don't often feel down in the dumps, can't be the hormones kicking in or else three wise men would be knocking on my door (my age...lol)
Don't y'know I actually cheered me up there!

[zzxxee]

altogether now 1 2 3 " i gotta brand new combine arrrrrrrrrvester an ill give you the key

[Joy11]

smiles @ zz

[zzxxee]

see its working zzxxee reaches out with her feather duster and starts giveing joy a good tickle ha ha chuckle chuckle

[sqad617]

zzxxee...Oi! .....if there is any ticling to be done, then I will do it.

[zzxxee]

well you can tickle joys fancy if you like squad

[Joy11]

could be the weather here, it's cold and dull, got he heating on!!!!
Too early to settle down with a drink, nowt on tele!
OMG, won't you just listen to me,,,,it rotten feeling like this!!!!

[sqad617]

We are bloody listening.

[zzxxee]

tap tap tap and shimmy.................... did my tap dance work joy???? are you laughing yet??

[McMouse]

Apparently, London's first sperm bank turned out to be a complete disaster.

There were only two potential donors:
One missed the tube, and the other came on the bus.

Cheer up.

[sqad617]

Knock at the door.....wanted donations for the sperm bank.

I gave them a mouthful and slammed the door.

[zzxxee]

hey men in china have a penis 5 inches long, men in denmark have a penis, 6 inches long and men in iceland have a penis 10 inches long and thats why mums go to iceland.... i overheard two 13 year old girls say this on the bus thought it was quite funny

[Joy11]

errrrrr yuk!, sqad, thats made me laff, I'm feeling better already

[sqad617]

Bit vulgar I know, but scraping the barrel now. LOL